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A Penguin StoryA Penguin StoryA Penguin Story
“Oh, it’s hopeless!” yelled Randy, a penguin with a unique color of feathers. He tossed the stack of papers he was holding into the air, scattering them to the wind. Some flew into the sea and others scattered around the deck of the boat. “Just listen to theses comments: lacks personality, an affront to the English language, more confusing than Ulysses!” Randy collapsed in his chair sighing, “Why can’t I write a story that the editors like?” What do you guys think, is my writing bad?” He addressed his two ethnic boathands, Carlos and Bretodeau. “Wh
by ~fuzzybob
The Miracle of November 7thThe Miracle of November 7thThe Miracle of November 7th
“And now it’s all icy,” said Joe to Chad, a name given to most Swedish wrestlers of Austrian origin, which Chad certainly wasn’t. “Maybe it’s because you left it out overnight,” suggested Chad, who felt that this was probably the best answer that could be given at the present. “Of course I left it out overnight,” exclaimed Joe, now past the point of mild irritation, “where else was I supposed to put it?!?” Chad considered this statement at great length, and he gave it the full consideration of his limited faculties, of which can be best described as the cross betwee
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A Letter About PlantsDear King of Alabaster City, It has come to my attention that the leaves are not the color they usually are. I do not mean to be commenting on the lovely fall colors that usually occur this time of year. Instead of the normal brown, orange, and red the leaves are instead neon green with a slight glow around the edges. Now, I am no botanist, but I think something is seriously wrong with these plants.A Letter About Plants
I did my own independent investigation of this problem and I have concluded the reason for this strange twist of color comes from a lack of love. I heard that what plants need to grow is water, sunlight, and love. My resea
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It has come to my attention that I have not uploaded anything on Deviantart since March of this year which amounts to an absence of aproximently six months. I am sure my loyal (though imaginary) fans are very upset by this. Well I am proud to announce my return from holiday as well as the end of my long hiatus. I, from this point on, pledge to entertain the masses by placing on this website known as Deviantart literature that will recieve a record 0 views and even less attention from its creator than from its adoring public. As I have already established, I am insane so I have already sidestepped many potential complaints that my (still imaginary) readers may mount against my style of writing. Nothing I write shall be placed as a comment (with this exception) or "journal entry" as that implies that it is less than serious literature adn instead rantings of a mere blogger. In conclusion, to those readers who are not figments of my current fantasies, I am back, and send me money.
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